Blog.
Time to write the Blog.
Hmm. What to say?
Blog.
… Blog … Blog … Bog … Log … Dog …
There are no dogs in VOYEUR this year. Well, I guess there is … this … like … invisible terrier of some sort (named Buster!) He doesn’t have any lines, but he expresses his opinion of BYU. Oh, and also, someone at some point apparently “lets the dogs out” in a Costco…but the mystery of who, who, who whodunit is never adequately explained …
… Dog … Hog (No, but there are several references to pork) … Fog …
Oh! We do have fog! (Along with some super cool lighting effects!) It wisps creepily along the ground in a certain graveyard scene and is inhabited by various funky forbears. All of this occurs during a uniquely VOYEUR-ish tribute to a departed King-of-Pop - involving the FBI, the Lone Ranger, Mormon statuary, the Days of ‘47 parade, and a bizarre attempt at tomb raiding in pursuit of natural male enhancement products. It’s a little hard to explain. You’ll just have to see it to believe it. Maybe google the term ‘Chindi’ before you come? … or just enjoy the ride …
Fog … Flog … Fig … Fag…
Er…well a certain kiss-heard-round-the-world does go viral, sending plaza denizens into a musical groove. (Yes in-Deeda!) But even among the less homo-enlightened characters, nobody drops the F-bomb in VOYEUR this year. Oh well, not that F-bomb anyway. The more traditional F-bomb is of course well represented…and well aimed…
… Flag …
Yeah, Glen Beck burns a flag ( … or does he? I’m still not clear on that point … ) at Stadium of Fire. (There are very cool firework effects courtesy of Jim Craig! Seriously the lights ROCK!) …
…Rock (plenty of this along with Roll. Also some Soul, Pop, Country, Broadway, and … Other! Thanks Kevin Mathie! Thanks Van, Adam and Josh too!)…
… Rock … Wreck (two near misses due to distracted driving) … Rack … Track. Back from Irack, er Iraq. (Yes, Track too appears at a Costco. Along with Trip, er Trick, er Trig! Where do Todd and Sarah Palin come up with these names!? … Oh yeah they are there too) …
…Where was I? … Sarah Palin … Railin’ … Wailin’ … Failin’ … Gailin’ … Gayle force winds! (Oh yes! They do indeed call the wind Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewzicka! You go Gayle! Don’t worry Gayle is back in this VOYEUR) …
… Windy … Chindi (Oops, I already did that one) … Hindi (nope) … Handy … Dandy … Candy (mmmmmmm, candy. Hey! Bring some candy when you come to VOYEUR, okay?) …
… Randy (Someone does solicit Tiger’s wood … vehemently) …
… Candy (Again? I must be hungry.) … Food … Eats … (Seriously, bring a picnic to the show! It’s part of the fun!) … Grub … Chub … (Ha! The Humpback Chub features prominently … imperiled by invading ATVs … and by a different invasive breed of Chubby. Take THAT BLM!) …
Breakfast … Dining … Gnoshing … FOOD!
Damn, I must be past due for a meal.
I wonder if this blog is long enough …
Is enough.
Is Enough.
Is ENOUGH! (Oh yeah the Democrats ROCK the state capitol in that number! Don’t miss it!) …
… Um …
… Airport urinal paranoia … Tea-drinking, tea-partier with hammer! (Please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘im) … Orrin’s mezuzah (Jesus was a Jew too!) … Thank God I’m French! …
And more. So much more. I can’t … sum it … all … up.
… I’m weak from a long week of technical rehearsals and a truly marathon first dress rehearsal yesterday …
…and from hunger…
… I wonder if we have any bacon …
